The Boat
by David

So, this guy has a boat.  Well, he WILL have a boat. Right now he's got a bunch of boards and screws and glue and stuff.

So, he's gonna build himself a boat.  But instead he works on playing with the head of this strange female that's living in his house.  She's strange - did I mention that?  And he's not sure how or why she came to be living in his house.  He just knows she's there and she's annoying.

So, he'd be building this boat if he weren't fighting with her or playing with her or studying her or otherwise wishing he could do more to her but knowing that that would just be too strange.

So, when he finally gets tired of her and gets rid of her then he'll build this boat.  And into it he will put all the strangeness he's taken from her in his strange games.  And people will look at his boat and wonder.  Some will hate it, think it's ugly, stupid and downright...bad maybe.  Others will say "cool" and go elsewhere or just shrug their shoulders and turn away.  Some few will stare at it for hours on end, wondering at the strangeness they feel oozing up out of this.  They will be drawn and repulsed at the same time. Depending on their character some will feel the need to possess and sail this boat and will offer large sums of money (which this guy will not accept) and maybe even consider stealing it (bad and dangerous idea).  Others will go home and lie awake at night shuddering at it's strangeness, nightmares keeping them from rest.

So, someday this guy will build himself a boat.  And, to a very few, it will be known as, That Guy's Boat.

So, The End.